Nu med kat 7: Barn og Kat/ child and cat

Translation:

Stop lifting the cat

Stop pulling the cats tail

Stop choking the cat

Nu med kat 6: Hunkat / female cat

"Is your cat a he or a she?"
"A she. Luckily. At least she won't piss all around the flat I geuess."
"No. But it will start menstruating, and walk around dripping blood everywhere"

Nu med kat 5: katteadfærd /cat behavior

Ønsker (wishes)

"Any birthday wishes?"

"I don't know..."

"A barbie that's ALIVE"

Indkøb / shopping (Meltdown at the grocery store)

"So, what's for dinner tonight?"

"What do we usually eat?"

"What does other people eat?"

"What is food?"

"Where am I?"

"Who am I?"

Sultne børn i afrika

Det er de rige der har pengene

Prioritering

Det er sundt at kede sig